Discussion:
What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask...
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Snubis
2004-03-01 16:41:59 UTC
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"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"


Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.

Possible dyke answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.

I suppose the kid can be told the truth.

Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's ass
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's asshole'.

Dyke: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though I nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".

"But where is my papa?"

"Oh, he just took and left."

"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"

"No, men are shit, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."

"But, a man was involved, you said."

"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"

"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"

"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."

"But you are a woman"

"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."

"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."


----

That's progress for ya.
Roger Christie
2004-03-01 17:07:10 UTC
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Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
You are this stupid, aren't you?
Gandalf Parker
2004-03-01 17:38:52 UTC
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Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Probably the same as adopted kidsm test tube kids, or surrogate kids get
told.

Or for that matter kids that were left on doorsteps because they were a
surprise to a crack mother when they slid out into the toilet get told.
What did your parents tell you?

Gandalf Parker
-- WOW there's that feeling of Deja Rude
Maximus
2004-03-01 18:23:15 UTC
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Wow, that was crude. You kinda have a point though... at least straight
couples can use the excuse that they're 'making babies' when they're having
sex.
Mark Morrison
2004-03-01 19:27:52 UTC
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Post by Maximus
Wow, that was crude. You kinda have a point though... at least straight
couples can use the excuse that they're 'making babies' when they're having
sex.
Unless they get caught doing anal or oral.
--
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes !
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses !
And what's with all the carrots ?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway ?
Bunnies ! Bunnies ! It must be BUNNIES !
Runelord
2004-03-02 00:35:36 UTC
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Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Maximus
Wow, that was crude. You kinda have a point though... at least straight
couples can use the excuse that they're 'making babies' when they're having
sex.
Unless they get caught doing anal or oral.
"Unless they get caugth doing anal..."

Where do you think lawyers come from?

;)
Gene Poole
2004-03-02 00:38:55 UTC
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Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Maximus
Wow, that was crude. You kinda have a point though... at least straight
couples can use the excuse that they're 'making babies' when they're having
sex.
Unless they get caught doing anal or oral.
http://www.sexylosers.com/124.html
--
Gene Poole

Signature sold separately
Scott
2004-03-04 03:34:16 UTC
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Post by Gene Poole
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Maximus
Wow, that was crude. You kinda have a point though... at least straight
couples can use the excuse that they're 'making babies' when they're having
sex.
Unless they get caught doing anal or oral.
http://www.sexylosers.com/124.html
You sick and twisted bastard! heh ;)
--
Scott
Gene Poole
2004-03-04 12:52:25 UTC
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Post by Gene Poole
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Maximus
Wow, that was crude. You kinda have a point though... at least straight
couples can use the excuse that they're 'making babies' when they're having
sex.
Unless they get caught doing anal or oral.
http://www.sexylosers.com/124.html
not me! Batman!
--
Gene Poole

Signature sold separately
Jeff George
2004-03-02 14:22:40 UTC
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Post by Maximus
Wow, that was crude. You kinda have a point though... at least straight
couples can use the excuse that they're 'making babies' when they're having
sex.
If you need an excuse for having sex then you might have a problem.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Maximus
2004-03-02 17:15:46 UTC
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An excuse to tell their kids if they're caught, not an excuse to do it.

Nice try though.
Jeff George
2004-03-03 13:28:52 UTC
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Post by Maximus
An excuse to tell their kids if they're caught, not an excuse to do it.
Guess you should've said what you meant then.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Darin Johnson
2004-03-01 19:25:44 UTC
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Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
"The milkman brings them when daddy is on a business trip."

"Well first I drink half a bottle of scotch so I can stand to
touch your mother, then..."

A better question and answer are:

"Mommy, can I get pregnant from anal sex?"

"Of course dear, where else do you think bigots come from?"
--
Darin Johnson
My shoes are too tight, and I have forgotten how to dance -- Babylon 5
Gonzo
2004-03-01 22:17:55 UTC
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Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?

What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?

What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.

un-fucking-believable.
Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible dyke answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's ass
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's asshole'.
Dyke: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though I nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are shit, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
----
That's progress for ya.
Beetlecat
2004-03-01 23:03:30 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
Gonzo
2004-03-02 03:37:12 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK
for
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Jeff George
2004-03-02 14:25:15 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or
honophobe
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK
for
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Jonah Falcon
2004-03-02 16:30:46 UTC
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Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or
honophobe
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK
for
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)
Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
At least you can still throw a football 90 yards.

Jonah Falcon
Jeff George
2004-03-03 13:29:28 UTC
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On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 16:30:46 GMT, "Jonah Falcon"
Post by Jonah Falcon
At least you can still throw a football 90 yards.
Try 150, dude.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Jonah Falcon
2004-03-03 14:16:36 UTC
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Post by Jeff George
On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 16:30:46 GMT, "Jonah Falcon"
Post by Jonah Falcon
At least you can still throw a football 90 yards.
Try 150, dude.
WoOt!

Jonah Falcon
Chriz
2004-03-03 22:57:22 UTC
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Post by Jeff George
On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 16:30:46 GMT, "Jonah Falcon"
Post by Jonah Falcon
At least you can still throw a football 90 yards.
Try 150, dude.
Who the hell uses yards these days? That's like so 20th century. It's time
to get with the metric system people.
Jeff George
2004-03-04 14:15:51 UTC
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Post by Chriz
Post by Jeff George
On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 16:30:46 GMT, "Jonah Falcon"
Post by Jonah Falcon
At least you can still throw a football 90 yards.
Try 150, dude.
Who the hell uses yards these days? That's like so 20th century. It's time
to get with the metric system people.
I was talking about meters, man.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Chriz
2004-03-05 04:00:44 UTC
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Post by Jeff George
Post by Chriz
Post by Jeff George
On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 16:30:46 GMT, "Jonah Falcon"
Post by Jonah Falcon
At least you can still throw a football 90 yards.
Try 150, dude.
Who the hell uses yards these days? That's like so 20th century. It's time
to get with the metric system people.
I was talking about meters, man.
Well the other dude said yeards.
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Well, that's my 2 cents worth for today.
Damn you all top posters!
Gonzo
2004-03-02 19:56:42 UTC
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Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or
honophobe
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK
for
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of you
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Most of you are probably pre-teens fudge packers anway.
Gene Poole
2004-03-03 03:05:10 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or
honophobe
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's
OK
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
for
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of you
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Most of you are probably pre-teens fudge packers anway.
I figured it was related to Dr. Gonzo. but then I doubt anyone without
any culture would get that reference.
--
Gene Poole

although, not necessarily, as I know of him.
Gonzo
2004-03-05 00:35:23 UTC
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Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or
honophobe
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's
OK
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
for
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of you
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Most of you are probably pre-teens fudge packers anway.
I figured it was related to Dr. Gonzo. but then I doubt anyone without
any culture would get that reference.
What? A fag culture? God, the liberal media really does have you people
beleiving whatever they want. Ever try thinking for yourself or are you
just another gays in denial here?
Gene Poole
2004-03-05 01:56:36 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting
and
Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
unnatural
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or
honophobe
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But
it's
Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
OK
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
for
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a
certain
Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
minority group and their own double standard but that's another
issue
Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
Post by Gonzo
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
*sniff, sniff*
I smell troll...
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of
you
Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have
expected
Post by Gene Poole
Post by Gonzo
you to know that.
Most of you are probably pre-teens fudge packers anway.
I figured it was related to Dr. Gonzo. but then I doubt anyone without
any culture would get that reference.
What? A fag culture?
AFAIK, Hunter S Thompson wasn't gay. maybe he was though.
--
Gene Poole

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Jeff George
2004-03-03 13:31:02 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of you
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Most of you are probably pre-teens fudge packers anway.
Instead of making an immature ass out of yourself, why don't you ask
for information? I'll provide it anyway. I am a heterosexual male who
left my pre-teen years behind a long time ago. I reversed my opinion
on joining the military when I was teen as I decided that I did not
want to be a trained killing drone, and prefer to think for myself.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Gonzo
2004-03-05 00:27:53 UTC
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Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of you
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Most of you are probably pre-teens fudge packers anway.
Instead of making an immature ass out of yourself, why don't you ask
for information? I'll provide it anyway. I am a heterosexual male who
left my pre-teen years behind a long time ago. I reversed my opinion
on joining the military when I was teen as I decided that I did not
want to be a trained killing drone, and prefer to think for myself.
No, it's because you are a fucking little coward that's why. It's for
losers like you that I would love to see the draft come back.
Jeff George
2004-03-05 14:32:52 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jeff George
Well, with a name like Gonzo what do you expect? Might as well be
talking to that ignoramus Ted Nugent.
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of
you
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have
expected
Post by Jeff George
Post by Gonzo
you to know that.
Most of you are probably pre-teens fudge packers anway.
Instead of making an immature ass out of yourself, why don't you ask
for information? I'll provide it anyway. I am a heterosexual male who
left my pre-teen years behind a long time ago. I reversed my opinion
on joining the military when I was teen as I decided that I did not
want to be a trained killing drone, and prefer to think for myself.
No, it's because you are a fucking little coward that's why. It's for
losers like you that I would love to see the draft come back.
Just admit that you are gay and be done with it. You'll thank yourself
because then you don't have to hide the dick in your mouth anymore.
You have no one but yourself to blame for your dismissal from the
navy. You shouldn't have been sucking so many dicks.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Kevin O'Donovan
2004-03-04 12:44:14 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of you
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Is that where you developed your homophobia? What was it? Surprised in the
shower one night by a bunch of your fellow squaddies? Clearly we are all
sorry that you were raped by a bunch of blokes, and you can't be blamed if
deep down a part of you kind of enjoyed it. However, the men who raped you
were at fault, not homosexuals in general. You can't blame all heterosexual
white males just because a small minority rape women.

Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but the
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
Mark Morrison
2004-03-04 13:41:07 UTC
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On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 12:44:14 -0000, "Kevin O'Donovan"
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Post by Gonzo
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of
you
Post by Gonzo
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Is that where you developed your homophobia? What was it? Surprised in the
shower one night by a bunch of your fellow squaddies? Clearly we are all
sorry that you were raped by a bunch of blokes, and you can't be blamed if
deep down a part of you kind of enjoyed it. However, the men who raped you
were at fault, not homosexuals in general. You can't blame all heterosexual
white males just because a small minority rape women.
Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but the
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
I'm sure she will - I know for a fact she already owns a strap-on
dildo, and enjoys using it.
--
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes !
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses !
And what's with all the carrots ?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway ?
Bunnies ! Bunnies ! It must be BUNNIES !
Gonzo
2004-03-04 23:55:09 UTC
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Post by Mark Morrison
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 12:44:14 -0000, "Kevin O'Donovan"
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Post by Gonzo
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of
you
Post by Gonzo
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Is that where you developed your homophobia? What was it? Surprised in the
shower one night by a bunch of your fellow squaddies? Clearly we are all
sorry that you were raped by a bunch of blokes, and you can't be blamed if
deep down a part of you kind of enjoyed it. However, the men who raped you
were at fault, not homosexuals in general. You can't blame all heterosexual
white males just because a small minority rape women.
Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but the
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
I'm sure she will - I know for a fact she already owns a strap-on
dildo, and enjoys using it.
Typical fag talk. You people try to act all civilized but when it comes
right down to it, we all know what you are really all about.

Because most of us do not accept your preverted asses, you revert to trying
to suck us into your sick little anal world. It's pitiful.
Mark Morrison
2004-03-05 14:10:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Mark Morrison
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 12:44:14 -0000, "Kevin O'Donovan"
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Post by Gonzo
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of
you
Post by Gonzo
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have
expected
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Post by Gonzo
you to know that.
Is that where you developed your homophobia? What was it? Surprised in
the
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
shower one night by a bunch of your fellow squaddies? Clearly we are all
sorry that you were raped by a bunch of blokes, and you can't be blamed
if
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
deep down a part of you kind of enjoyed it. However, the men who raped
you
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
were at fault, not homosexuals in general. You can't blame all
heterosexual
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
white males just because a small minority rape women.
Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but the
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
I'm sure she will - I know for a fact she already owns a strap-on
dildo, and enjoys using it.
Typical fag talk. You people try to act all civilized but when it comes
right down to it, we all know what you are really all about.
Because most of us do not accept your preverted asses, you revert to trying
to suck us into your sick little anal world. It's pitiful.
I DON'T want to suck you into my anus !
--
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes !
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses !
And what's with all the carrots ?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway ?
Bunnies ! Bunnies ! It must be BUNNIES !
Gonzo
2004-03-04 23:56:49 UTC
Permalink
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Post by Gonzo
My nik relates to Gonzo Station in the Indian Ocean. But since none of
you
Post by Gonzo
fags have probably ever served in the military, I would not have expected
you to know that.
Is that where you developed your homophobia? What was it? Surprised in the
shower one night by a bunch of your fellow squaddies? Clearly we are all
sorry that you were raped by a bunch of blokes, and you can't be blamed if
deep down a part of you kind of enjoyed it. However, the men who raped you
were at fault, not homosexuals in general. You can't blame all
heterosexual
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
white males just because a small minority rape women.
Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but the
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
Having another homo fantasy are you? Don't worry, Im sure that somewhere
out there, there is a fudge packer who would mary you.

So much for family values LOL. Will you have his and his bath towels?
Kevin O'Donovan
2004-03-05 11:10:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but the
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
Having another homo fantasy are you? Don't worry, Im sure that somewhere
out there, there is a fudge packer who would mary you.
So much for family values LOL. Will you have his and his bath towels?
You need to deal with this hostility Gonzo, or you'll never be able to come
to terms with your homosexual experiences. Remember, you were forced to have
sex with a group of men, there was no consent. That does not make *you* a
homosexual, even if you did end up enjoying it - remember, you were probably
in a state of shock and confusion at the time. I think you would really
benefit by talking to someone about it. Also, it's time to report the guys
who did it to you - at least that would give you some sense of closure.
Gene Poole
2004-03-05 12:40:08 UTC
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Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Post by Gonzo
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but
the
Post by Gonzo
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
Having another homo fantasy are you? Don't worry, Im sure that somewhere
out there, there is a fudge packer who would mary you.
So much for family values LOL. Will you have his and his bath towels?
You need to deal with this hostility Gonzo, or you'll never be able to come
to terms with your homosexual experiences. Remember, you were forced to have
sex with a group of men, there was no consent. That does not make *you* a
homosexual, even if you did end up enjoying it - remember, you were probably
in a state of shock and confusion at the time. I think you would really
benefit by talking to someone about it. Also, it's time to report the guys
who did it to you - at least that would give you some sense of closure.
stockholm syndrome via gang rape? interesting *l*
--
Gene Poole

Signature sold separately
Gonzo
2004-03-07 14:46:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Post by Gonzo
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
Did you report it to anyone, by the way? I realise getting repeatedly
sodomised by a group of men might be embarrassing for you, Gonzo, but
the
Post by Gonzo
Post by Kevin O'Donovan
men who did it should be brought to justice. Also, you might want to
consider an HIV test. Try talking about it with your wife - she might be
more understanding than you think
Having another homo fantasy are you? Don't worry, Im sure that somewhere
out there, there is a fudge packer who would mary you.
So much for family values LOL. Will you have his and his bath towels?
You need to deal with this hostility Gonzo, or you'll never be able to come
to terms with your homosexual experiences. Remember, you were forced to have
sex with a group of men, there was no consent. That does not make *you* a
homosexual, even if you did end up enjoying it - remember, you were probably
in a state of shock and confusion at the time. I think you would really
benefit by talking to someone about it. Also, it's time to report the guys
who did it to you - at least that would give you some sense of closure.
I have never had a homosexual experience and never will. What you are
reading in this thread is a bunch of hostile homos posting crap about me
that they made up because they simply can't stand the fact that I have the
balls shed a bright light of realism on their deviancy.

Most of the silent majority go around with rose colored glasses and that has
a lot to do in part with the fact that the liberal media plays into this
"it's OK to be gay" crap. We are bombarded by it every day so what do you
expect.

Regardless, we all know how most of the population really feels about gays
but most of us are simply too PC, too polite or simply too cowardly to say
it.

I OTOH do not give a rat's ass what the fudge packers think of me.
Dave Hayslett
2004-03-02 18:55:14 UTC
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"Gonzo" <***@nospam.com> wrote in news:IjT0c.18117$qo.330
@fe1.texas.rr.com:

[schnip]
Post by Gonzo
sniff sniff...
I smell shit...
I do sincerely hope it's on your ass and not your dick.
Which one is your nose closest to?
--
Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf

Dave
Mark Morrison
2004-03-01 23:52:47 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
What's next? Legalized incest?
I WISH - my sister's a hottie !!!
--
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes !
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses !
And what's with all the carrots ?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway ?
Bunnies ! Bunnies ! It must be BUNNIES !
Gonzo
2004-03-02 03:31:46 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Gonzo
What's next? Legalized incest?
I WISH - my sister's a hottie !!!
Well at least your not into hampsters......right?
Jonah Falcon
2004-03-02 12:51:41 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Gonzo
What's next? Legalized incest?
I WISH - my sister's a hottie !!!
Well at least your not into hampsters......right?
Now we're getting into YOUR area of expertise -- bad spelling. What are
hampsters? Is that where you put dirty laundry?

Jonah Falcon
Gonzo
2004-03-02 13:56:24 UTC
Permalink
Post by Jonah Falcon
Post by Gonzo
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Gonzo
What's next? Legalized incest?
I WISH - my sister's a hottie !!!
Well at least your not into hampsters......right?
Now we're getting into YOUR area of expertise -- bad spelling. What are
hampsters? Is that where you put dirty laundry?
Jonah Falcon
Everybody, I want you to meet my human spell checker.

Jonah, take a bow.

Im glad to help you feel that your life has a purpose to it.

Your invoice will be mailed out shortly. PAY on time!

P.S. dnt foorgit too cheek the spellin on this OK!
Jonah Falcon
2004-03-02 16:30:03 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jonah Falcon
Post by Gonzo
Post by Mark Morrison
Post by Gonzo
What's next? Legalized incest?
I WISH - my sister's a hottie !!!
Well at least your not into hampsters......right?
Now we're getting into YOUR area of expertise -- bad spelling. What are
hampsters? Is that where you put dirty laundry?
Jonah Falcon
Everybody, I want you to meet my human spell checker.
Jonah, take a bow.
Im glad to help you feel that your life has a purpose to it.
Your invoice will be mailed out shortly. PAY on time!
P.S. dnt foorgit too cheek the spellin on this OK!
No, just pointing out that pinheads don't leave much room for brains.

Jonah Falcon
Gonzo
2004-03-02 19:51:36 UTC
Permalink
Post by Jonah Falcon
No, just pointing out that pinheads don't leave much room for brains.
Jonah Falcon
It's good to have a hobby isn't it Jonah?

At least now your life has meaning....Humen Spel Cheekre.
redTed
2004-03-02 20:14:53 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Jonah Falcon
No, just pointing out that pinheads don't leave much room for brains.
Jonah Falcon
It's good to have a hobby isn't it Jonah?
At least now your life has meaning....Humen Spel Cheekre.
That's on the assumption that you are human.
And the odds are stacked against that.
Gonzo
2004-03-03 01:21:47 UTC
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Post by redTed
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jonah Falcon
No, just pointing out that pinheads don't leave much room for brains.
Jonah Falcon
It's good to have a hobby isn't it Jonah?
At least now your life has meaning....Humen Spel Cheekre.
That's on the assumption that you are human.
And the odds are stacked against that.
LOL, Do you even have the slightest Clue as to who you are responding too in
this posting?
Jeff George
2004-03-03 13:41:46 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by redTed
Post by Gonzo
Post by Jonah Falcon
No, just pointing out that pinheads don't leave much room for brains.
Jonah Falcon
It's good to have a hobby isn't it Jonah?
At least now your life has meaning....Humen Spel Cheekre.
That's on the assumption that you are human.
And the odds are stacked against that.
LOL, Do you even have the slightest Clue as to who you are responding too in
this posting?
Some in the closet homosexual named after a Muppet.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
juha
2004-03-02 04:34:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
Yes we can tell The Dark Ages would have been more suitable for your
kind.
Post by Gonzo
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
You mean the religious bigots like you?

By the way, there is no god. Neither is there Santa Claus. I can't
believe there still are still grown people stupid enough to believe in
such fairy tales.
Snubis
2004-03-02 04:37:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
Yes we can tell The Dark Ages would have been more suitable for your
kind.
Post by Gonzo
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot
or honophobe if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags!
But it's OK for them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me
of a certain minority group and their own double standard but that's
another issue altogoether.
You mean the religious bigots like you?
By the way, there is no god. Neither is there Santa Claus. I can't
believe there still are still grown people stupid enough to believe in
such fairy tales.
Liberalism is a giant fairy tale but that hasn't stopped you from being a
liberal.
--
€
Jonah Falcon
2004-03-02 12:52:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by Snubis
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
Yes we can tell The Dark Ages would have been more suitable for your
kind.
Post by Gonzo
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot
or honophobe if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags!
But it's OK for them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me
of a certain minority group and their own double standard but that's
another issue altogoether.
You mean the religious bigots like you?
By the way, there is no god. Neither is there Santa Claus. I can't
believe there still are still grown people stupid enough to believe in
such fairy tales.
Liberalism is a giant fairy tale but that hasn't stopped you from being a
liberal.
Conservatism is a way to control the minds and thoughts of other people so
you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Jonah Falcon
Maximus
2004-03-02 05:12:36 UTC
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Post by juha
You mean the religious bigots like you?
By the way, there is no god. Neither is there Santa Claus. I can't
believe there still are still grown people stupid enough to believe in
such fairy tales.
Wow, way to defend one group by attacking another. You're so enlightened.
David Sadtwat
2004-03-02 07:47:14 UTC
Permalink
Why is this crap on a PC group? And what idiot started it in the first
place?
bp
2004-03-03 19:43:42 UTC
Permalink
Post by David Sadtwat
Why is this crap on a PC group? And what idiot started it in the first
place?
Some dumb ass with an IQ of 6
Gonzo
2004-03-02 14:01:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
Yes we can tell The Dark Ages would have been more suitable for your
kind.
Hey, if they didn't fuck each other in the ass and then think it's hip in
the dark ages then I will agree 100% with you.
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
You mean the religious bigots like you?
You lack reading comprehension dumbass. Where exactly did I mention
ANYTHING at all about religion? Yeah, thought so. Learn how to read!
Post by juha
By the way, there is no god. Neither is there Santa Claus.
I agree. I am an agnostic. But again, I did not post a damn thing
regarding religion now did I dumbass? Again, learn to read. Go back to
school or something.
Post by juha
I can't
believe there still are still grown people stupid enough to believe in
such fairy tales.
Are you just plain stupid or what?
juha
2004-03-03 05:43:10 UTC
Permalink
Get over it. Some
animals can even be gay,
Please name some animals that have explicit male and female physical
attributes that are also SYSTEMATICALLY gay.
Dolphins and dogs for starters. By the way, unlike humans, other
animals don't necessarily rely only on their visual senses to
determine if the other is male or female.
Nope. Being gay is a choice. Otherwise, statistically - if you
believe in evolution and "natural characteristics of nature" -- 50% of
humans should be naturally gay.........
There must be some interesting logic behind that. Could you explain
how evolution should guarantee that 50% of humans should be gay? Why
doesn't the same evolution guarantee 50% of humans are left-handed, or
blond haired?

Oh I forgot, religious people never were too bright. After all, if
they were, they wouldn't believe in fairy tales like "god".
Tim O
2004-03-05 22:34:37 UTC
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Post by juha
Please name some animals that have explicit male and female physical
attributes that are also SYSTEMATICALLY gay.
Dolphins and dogs for starters. By the way, unlike humans, other
animals don't necessarily rely only on their visual senses to
determine if the other is male or female.
Dogs aren't gay, they're just stupid and horny. My neighbors dog spent
half the winter humping a sled that was sitting outside.
Chriz
2004-03-02 23:31:34 UTC
Permalink
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
Yes we can tell The Dark Ages would have been more suitable for your
kind.
Post by Gonzo
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
You mean the religious bigots like you?
By the way, there is no god.
Good way to live. Live now, burn later.
Gene Poole
2004-03-03 03:10:50 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
Yes we can tell The Dark Ages would have been more suitable for your
kind.
Post by Gonzo
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and
unnatural
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or
honophobe
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK
for
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
You mean the religious bigots like you?
By the way, there is no god.
Good way to live. Live now, burn later.
Die now, live later.
--
Gene Poole

Signature sold separately
juha
2004-03-03 05:23:31 UTC
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Post by Chriz
Post by juha
By the way, there is no god.
Good way to live. Live now, burn later.
Or: Live by believing in fairy tales which were invented by humans
just to make their useless lives "more meaningful" ("there's a reward
at the end if you act good"), and rot later like the rest of us?
juha
2004-03-03 05:42:50 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 23:59:44 -0000, "-=Matt=-"
Post by Chriz
Good way to live. Live now, burn later.
Why worship a god who condemns you to an eternity of torment simply for not
believing in him? Because of fear? This is different from an *evil* dictator
in what way?
The right question would be: why believe in something that simply does
not exist, but was just invented by humans to make their measly lives
more meaningful?

The stone-age tribes already came up with this kind of stories to a)
explain themselves things that seemed unnatural for them, like natural
disasters etc., b) the rulers (tribe headmen) had something to keep
the people in fear so that they would do what they are told to: "If
you don't do exactly as I say, the bad god of Ugulululululu will come
for you with a rain of fire!!! That is the very reason the volcano
erupted five moons ago, you weren't listening what I told you! So
always keep a fresh supply of gifts and virgins for me, thank you."

I personally have noticed that religious people are more often
feeble-minded and have a low self-esteem, thus they need something
"unearthly" and powerful which promises to make their life better.
They are too weak to do it themselves and to believe in themselves.
That's why many people become religious after some traumatic
experiences that destroyed their self-esteem.
Gene Poole
2004-03-03 15:33:48 UTC
Permalink
Post by juha
On Tue, 2 Mar 2004 23:59:44 -0000, "-=Matt=-"
Post by Chriz
Good way to live. Live now, burn later.
Why worship a god who condemns you to an eternity of torment simply for not
believing in him? Because of fear? This is different from an *evil* dictator
in what way?
The right question would be: why believe in something that simply does
not exist, but was just invented by humans to make their measly lives
more meaningful?
The stone-age tribes already came up with this kind of stories to a)
explain themselves things that seemed unnatural for them, like natural
disasters etc., b) the rulers (tribe headmen) had something to keep
the people in fear so that they would do what they are told to: "If
you don't do exactly as I say, the bad god of Ugulululululu will come
for you with a rain of fire!!! That is the very reason the volcano
erupted five moons ago, you weren't listening what I told you! So
always keep a fresh supply of gifts and virgins for me, thank you."
I personally have noticed that religious people are more often
feeble-minded and have a low self-esteem, thus they need something
"unearthly" and powerful which promises to make their life better.
They are too weak to do it themselves and to believe in themselves.
That's why many people become religious after some traumatic
experiences that destroyed their self-esteem.
that's one way to look at it, from a superior holier than thou POV (no
pun intended)

another way might be to notice that the religious individuals are
religious because they're getting something, real or imagined, out of
what they're doing.

there's an egyptian who runs a convenience store that I know of around
here. he's some egyptian form of christian, I dunno, but they fast an
awful lot. religiously, one might say. and he looks like shit after
fasting for two weeks...at least his body does. but his face, and his
eyes...the only way I could describe it is fulfilled. somehow. I don't
pretend to understand why he does what he does, but he's definitely
getting something out of his beliefs, and he has the conviction to
starve himself nearly to death in pursuit of those beliefs. even if I
couldn't respect the religion, I'd have to respect that conviction.
--
Gene Poole

Signature sold separately
Nick Vargish
2004-03-03 15:51:11 UTC
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Post by Gene Poole
there's an egyptian who runs a convenience store that I know of around
here. he's some egyptian form of christian, I dunno, but they fast an
awful lot. religiously, one might say.
Coptic?

Interestingly, it's probably considerably closer to what Jesus and his
disciples practiced than the activities of America's "moral majority."

http://atheism.about.com/library/glossary/western/bldef_coptic.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coptic_Christianity

Not a Christian of any denomination,

Nick
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Robespierre
2004-03-02 16:25:25 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
Tell me, 'Gonzo', do you like it up the ass?
Jonah Falcon
2004-03-02 16:31:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
Tell me, 'Gonzo', do you like it up the ass?
No - he can't talk with something in his mouth.

Jonah Falcon
Gonzo
2004-03-02 19:52:37 UTC
Permalink
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
un-fucking-believable.
Tell me, 'Gonzo', do you like it up the ass?
Take your homoerotic fantasy crap somewhere else fag!
Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
2004-03-02 17:07:08 UTC
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Gonzo wrote:

<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html

(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
--
mvh / Regards
Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
Gonzo
2004-03-02 19:50:20 UTC
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Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Yeah OK, Ill be sure to tell my wife that:

Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a hard
on when I see a fag.

Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
Robespierre
2004-03-02 22:55:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a hard
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
Well in that enlightening statement you show that you are not only
full of venemous hate against gays, but also europeans as well; not
only that but educated europeans too!

What do you want gonzo? A war, where all people will think and act
like gonzo? So we will spawn a whole race of enlightened little
gonzos?

Over my dead body, you little fucking neo-nazi.
Dave Hayslett
2004-03-03 00:10:40 UTC
Permalink
@fe2.texas.rr.com>...
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a hard
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
Well in that enlightening statement you show that you are not only
full of venemous hate against gays, but also europeans as well; not
only that but educated europeans too!
What do you want gonzo? A war, where all people will think and act
like gonzo? So we will spawn a whole race of enlightened little
gonzos?
Over my dead body, you little fucking neo-nazi.
Now why would you insult neo-nazis like that?
--
Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf

Dave
Gonzo
2004-03-03 01:19:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a hard
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
Well in that enlightening statement you show that you are not only
full of venemous hate against gays,
No shit...ya think?
Post by Robespierre
but also europeans as well; not
only that but educated europeans too!
Not really, I was born in Europe. I just hate typical liberal
anti-American Eurotrash types, that's all. Don't like my opinions then
don't read them. Filter me out fag!
Post by Robespierre
What do you want gonzo?
For all fags to move to CA....or die of HIV.
Post by Robespierre
A war, where all people will think and act
like gonzo?
No, I want this country to have enough morals and family values to not want
to fuck their own sex in the ass.

I know, too much to ask for.
Post by Robespierre
So we will spawn a whole race of enlightened little
gonzos?
What's wrong with being enlightened? Is homoerotic ignorance bliss?
Post by Robespierre
Over my dead body, you little fucking neo-nazi.
Really? And what are you going to do about it...Enlist? Ofcourse not.
Your a typical whiny liberal self serving fag.

Most people DO NOT like fags so deal with it.
Robespierre
2004-03-03 14:26:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range
and
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a
hard
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
Well in that enlightening statement you show that you are not only
full of venemous hate against gays,
No shit...ya think?
Post by Robespierre
but also europeans as well; not
only that but educated europeans too!
Not really, I was born in Europe. I just hate typical liberal
anti-American Eurotrash types, that's all. Don't like my opinions then
don't read them. Filter me out fag!
I strongly suggest you get some sort of counselling. You deserve it.
Post by Gonzo
For all fags to move to CA....or die of HIV.
How about extermination camps? Much more effective, then you could
also do away with all the other minority groups as well, blacks,
islamics, liberals.
Post by Gonzo
No, I want this country to have enough morals and family values to not want
to fuck their own sex in the ass.
So your morals and family values are hate-based, is that right? Hitler
would be proud.
Post by Gonzo
What's wrong with being enlightened? Is homoerotic ignorance bliss?
You sure have something about 'homoeroticism', dont you? Must be all
them soldiers in uniforms, with their big dic...er guns.
Post by Gonzo
Really? And what are you going to do about it...Enlist? Ofcourse not.
Your a typical whiny liberal self serving fag.
Are you a model citizen, Gonzo? Do you like to help the poor and
homeless, people with illnesses, the downtrodden? Are you a nurse? do
you CARE?
Post by Gonzo
Most people DO NOT like fags so deal with it.
Borderline psychotic.
2004-03-03 19:04:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.
html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range
and
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate
significant sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a
hard
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
Well in that enlightening statement you show that you are not only
full of venemous hate against gays,
No shit...ya think?
Post by Robespierre
but also europeans as well; not
only that but educated europeans too!
Not really, I was born in Europe. I just hate typical liberal
anti-American Eurotrash types, that's all. Don't like my opinions then
don't read them. Filter me out fag!
I strongly suggest you get some sort of counselling. You deserve it.
Post by Gonzo
For all fags to move to CA....or die of HIV.
How about extermination camps? Much more effective, then you could
also do away with all the other minority groups as well, blacks,
islamics, liberals.
Post by Gonzo
No, I want this country to have enough morals and family values to not
want to fuck their own sex in the ass.
So your morals and family values are hate-based, is that right? Hitler
would be proud.
Hitler was very loving to his family. What's with all the German bashing?
Gonzo
2004-03-05 00:14:32 UTC
Permalink
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range
and
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a
hard
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
Well in that enlightening statement you show that you are not only
full of venemous hate against gays,
No shit...ya think?
Post by Robespierre
but also europeans as well; not
only that but educated europeans too!
Not really, I was born in Europe. I just hate typical liberal
anti-American Eurotrash types, that's all. Don't like my opinions then
don't read them. Filter me out fag!
I strongly suggest you get some sort of counselling. You deserve it.
And I strongly think you should take that dick out of your mouth.
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
For all fags to move to CA....or die of HIV.
How about extermination camps? Much more effective, then you could
also do away with all the other minority groups as well, blacks,
islamics, liberals.
If that's what you want I could care less. I simply think that people
should see the pro-gay crap for what it really is. And Im stating my
opinion on the subject. Don't like it? Too fucking bad. Don't read my
postings then.
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
No, I want this country to have enough morals and family values to not want
to fuck their own sex in the ass.
So your morals and family values are hate-based, is that right? Hitler
would be proud.
No, my morals state that it is sick and unnatural to be a fag. Deal with
it.
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
What's wrong with being enlightened? Is homoerotic ignorance bliss?
You sure have something about 'homoeroticism', dont you? Must be all
them soldiers in uniforms, with their big dic...er guns.
Only a fag like you would bring something up like that.
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Really? And what are you going to do about it...Enlist? Ofcourse not.
Your a typical whiny liberal self serving fag.
Are you a model citizen, Gonzo? Do you like to help the poor and
homeless, people with illnesses, the downtrodden? Are you a nurse? do
you CARE?
Do you care? Are you a fag? Do you have HIV?
Post by Robespierre
Post by Gonzo
Most people DO NOT like fags so deal with it.
Borderline psychotic.
A guy that fucks another guy in the ass is OK with you but because I am
repulsed by it and have the balls to say so I am a "Borderline psychotic"?!?

You should write a book genius.
Gerry Quinn
2004-03-02 23:25:11 UTC
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Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Can ANYONE make sense of this?
<<QUOTE>>
The results of this study indicate that individuals who score in the
homophobic range and admit negative affect toward homosexuality
demonstrate significant sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic
stimuli. These individuals were selected on the basis of their report of
having only heterosexual arousal and experiences. Furthermore, their
ratings of erection and arousal to homosexual stimuli were low and not
significantly different from nonhomophobic men who demonstrated no
significant increase in penile response to homosexual stimuli.
<<UNQUOTE>>

The data aren't given. From the above I can't tell whether they (a)
found nothing to support one of the various these they refer to, but
want to confuse the issue with verbiage or (b) found a correlation but
the authors are too stupid to report it without reversing the sense.

I do note that the word 'notions' is at one point replaced by 'potions'.
Hmmm...

Anyway, the report indicates respect for psychoanalytic theories, and
therefore can be afforded little credibility.

- Gerry Quinn
Michael Mendelsohn
2004-03-03 00:17:00 UTC
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Post by Gerry Quinn
Can ANYONE make sense of this?
<<QUOTE>>
The results of this study indicate that individuals who score in the
homophobic range and admit negative affect toward homosexuality
demonstrate significant sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic
stimuli. These individuals were selected on the basis of their report of
having only heterosexual arousal and experiences. Furthermore, their
ratings of erection and arousal to homosexual stimuli were low and not
significantly different from nonhomophobic men who demonstrated no
significant increase in penile response to homosexual stimuli.
<<UNQUOTE>>
Well, it's an excerpt - what do you expect?

I think the "ratings" are what the individuals reported.
The sentence right after your quote goes "These data are consistent with
response discordance where verbal judgments are not consistent with
physiological reactivity, as in the case of homophobic individuals
viewing homosexual stimuli" seems to suggest that what they say (verbal
judgment) about what arouses them is not the same as what really arouses
them.

Michael
--
Feel the stare of my burning hamster and stop smoking!
Jeff George
2004-03-03 13:49:32 UTC
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On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 01:17:00 +0100, Michael Mendelsohn
Post by Michael Mendelsohn
I think the "ratings" are what the individuals reported.
The sentence right after your quote goes "These data are consistent with
response discordance where verbal judgments are not consistent with
physiological reactivity, as in the case of homophobic individuals
viewing homosexual stimuli" seems to suggest that what they say (verbal
judgment) about what arouses them is not the same as what really arouses
them.
That would make sense. It's widely known that the most vociferous
anti-homosexuals are the most vigorous closet homosexuals.

Jeff George
SLAP (Socialist Liberation Army of the People)
SLUG (Socialists for Liberty United Government)


Power to the People! Vive la revolution!
Gerry Quinn
2004-03-03 21:52:31 UTC
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Post by Jeff George
On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 01:17:00 +0100, Michael Mendelsohn
Post by Michael Mendelsohn
I think the "ratings" are what the individuals reported.
The sentence right after your quote goes "These data are consistent with
response discordance where verbal judgments are not consistent with
physiological reactivity, as in the case of homophobic individuals
viewing homosexual stimuli" seems to suggest that what they say (verbal
judgment) about what arouses them is not the same as what really arouses
them.
That would make sense. It's widely known that the most vociferous
anti-homosexuals are the most vigorous closet homosexuals.
It's widely asserted, certainly, at least in dramatic works. Whether
it's widely *known* is less certain. I daresay like most stereotypes it
has some genuine referents.

- Gerry Quinn
Gerry Quinn
2004-03-03 21:48:54 UTC
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Post by Michael Mendelsohn
Post by Gerry Quinn
Can ANYONE make sense of this?
<<QUOTE>>
The results of this study indicate that individuals who score in the
homophobic range and admit negative affect toward homosexuality
demonstrate significant sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic
stimuli. These individuals were selected on the basis of their report of
having only heterosexual arousal and experiences. Furthermore, their
ratings of erection and arousal to homosexual stimuli were low and not
significantly different from nonhomophobic men who demonstrated no
significant increase in penile response to homosexual stimuli.
<<UNQUOTE>>
Well, it's an excerpt - what do you expect?
I think the "ratings" are what the individuals reported.
The sentence right after your quote goes "These data are consistent with
response discordance where verbal judgments are not consistent with
physiological reactivity, as in the case of homophobic individuals
viewing homosexual stimuli" seems to suggest that what they say (verbal
judgment) about what arouses them is not the same as what really arouses
them.
I guess that makes sense. Of course there is the at least equally
plausible theory (mentioned in the article) that stress occasioned by
the stimuli has physiological effects.

- Gerry Quinn
juha
2004-03-03 05:50:23 UTC
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Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a hard
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
My my gonzo became so defensive now?
Gonzo
2004-03-05 00:29:11 UTC
Permalink
Post by juha
Post by Gonzo
Post by Bjørn Halvor Bergtun
<snip>
Post by Gonzo
un-fucking-believable.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
(A study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and
admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant
sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli.)
Hey honey....some collegeboy eurofag just told me that I should get a hard
on when I see a fag.
Are you eurofags for real LOL!?!
My my gonzo became so defensive now?
No, I just don't like anti-American eurofags. Deal with it.
Xocyll
2004-03-02 17:57:46 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
Yeah, heaven forbid the North American Free Trade Agreement should
happen. Oops, that's right, it already has. Where you been for the
last 10 years?

If you're going to be a prejudiced asshole, at least try to keep track
of what it is you're supposed to be prejudiced against.

Xocyll
--
I don't particularly want you to FOAD, myself. You'll be more of
a cautionary example if you'll FO And Get Chronically, Incurably,
Painfully, Progressively, Expensively, Debilitatingly Ill. So
FOAGCIPPEDI. -- Mike Andrews responding to an idiot in asr
Gonzo
2004-03-02 19:46:42 UTC
Permalink
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
Yeah, heaven forbid the North American Free Trade Agreement should
happen. Oops, that's right, it already has. Where you been for the
last 10 years?
If you're going to be a prejudiced asshole, at least try to keep track
of what it is you're supposed to be prejudiced against.
Well I guess you are too stupid to see sarcasm when you read it...dumbass!

Does HIV effect you people's brains or what?...nevermind. You already
answered that.
Xocyll
2004-03-03 19:13:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
Yeah, heaven forbid the North American Free Trade Agreement should
happen. Oops, that's right, it already has. Where you been for the
last 10 years?
If you're going to be a prejudiced asshole, at least try to keep track
of what it is you're supposed to be prejudiced against.
Well I guess you are too stupid to see sarcasm when you read it...dumbass!
No. Frankly I figured you really were that ignorant based on everything
else you've been posting.

Xocyll
--
I don't particularly want you to FOAD, myself. You'll be more of
a cautionary example if you'll FO And Get Chronically, Incurably,
Painfully, Progressively, Expensively, Debilitatingly Ill. So
FOAGCIPPEDI. -- Mike Andrews responding to an idiot in asr
Gonzo
2004-03-05 00:00:31 UTC
Permalink
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
Yeah, heaven forbid the North American Free Trade Agreement should
happen. Oops, that's right, it already has. Where you been for the
last 10 years?
If you're going to be a prejudiced asshole, at least try to keep track
of what it is you're supposed to be prejudiced against.
Well I guess you are too stupid to see sarcasm when you read
it...dumbass!
Post by Xocyll
No. Frankly I figured you really were that ignorant based on everything
else you've been posting.
Well then why don't you enlighten me as to why two fags smamming each
other's asses is so intelligent?

Go ahead...
Xocyll
2004-03-05 11:39:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
Yeah, heaven forbid the North American Free Trade Agreement should
happen. Oops, that's right, it already has. Where you been for the
last 10 years?
If you're going to be a prejudiced asshole, at least try to keep track
of what it is you're supposed to be prejudiced against.
Well I guess you are too stupid to see sarcasm when you read
it...dumbass!
Post by Xocyll
No. Frankly I figured you really were that ignorant based on everything
else you've been posting.
Well then why don't you enlighten me as to why two fags smamming each
other's asses is so intelligent?
I never said it was "intelligent" or non intelligent for that matter.

On the other hand you are behaving like a typical teenager calling
anyone who disagrees with you a fag.

Then there's the constant stream of spelling and grammar errors and
using the wrong words that fill your entire posting history, not just
this thread.

You come across as an arrogant, ignorant buffoon.

You make Rush Limbaugh look like an educated, well adjusted, liberal.

Bottom line: Why the hell do you care what someone else does in their
bedroom?

I don't give a damn what anyone's religious beliefs, politics, favorite
sports team, favorite TV show, etc are, unless they're trying to force
them on me.

Similarly I don't give a damn what anyone's sexual preference is,
because it doesn't affect me at all.

I have never been hit on by a gay man, ever, so what they do on their
time, in their bedrooms doesn't bother me at all. It's not something I
think about at all and frankly I don't care.

I'm guessing by your rabid anti-gay posting that some gay did try to
pick you up.

The more gay men there are, the more women are available for heteros
like me.

Xocyll
--
I don't particularly want you to FOAD, myself. You'll be more of
a cautionary example if you'll FO And Get Chronically, Incurably,
Painfully, Progressively, Expensively, Debilitatingly Ill. So
FOAGCIPPEDI. -- Mike Andrews responding to an idiot in asr
Ajay Tanwar
2004-03-05 13:28:16 UTC
Permalink
Xocyll <***@kingston.net> thought that a good way to threaten
somebody was to light a stick of dynamite, then call the guy and
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Well then why don't you enlighten me as to why two fags smamming
each other's asses is so intelligent?
I'm guessing by your rabid anti-gay posting that some gay did try
to pick you up.
Maybe his problem is that gay men keep sucking his cock?
http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html
--
Ajay Tanwar | MCSE | ***@spam.yahoo.com
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people
in large groups." -Despair.com
Xocyll
2004-03-05 20:44:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by Ajay Tanwar
somebody was to light a stick of dynamite, then call the guy and
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Well then why don't you enlighten me as to why two fags smamming
each other's asses is so intelligent?
I'm guessing by your rabid anti-gay posting that some gay did try
to pick you up.
Maybe his problem is that gay men keep sucking his cock?
http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html
ROFL!

Xocyll
--
I don't particularly want you to FOAD, myself. You'll be more of
a cautionary example if you'll FO And Get Chronically, Incurably,
Painfully, Progressively, Expensively, Debilitatingly Ill. So
FOAGCIPPEDI. -- Mike Andrews responding to an idiot in asr
Gonzo
2004-03-07 14:48:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Post by Xocyll
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
Yeah, heaven forbid the North American Free Trade Agreement should
happen. Oops, that's right, it already has. Where you been for the
last 10 years?
If you're going to be a prejudiced asshole, at least try to keep track
of what it is you're supposed to be prejudiced against.
Well I guess you are too stupid to see sarcasm when you read
it...dumbass!
Post by Xocyll
No. Frankly I figured you really were that ignorant based on everything
else you've been posting.
Well then why don't you enlighten me as to why two fags smamming each
other's asses is so intelligent?
I never said it was "intelligent" or non intelligent for that matter.
On the other hand you are behaving like a typical teenager calling
anyone who disagrees with you a fag.
Then there's the constant stream of spelling and grammar errors and
using the wrong words that fill your entire posting history, not just
this thread.
You come across as an arrogant, ignorant buffoon.
You make Rush Limbaugh look like an educated, well adjusted, liberal.
Bottom line: Why the hell do you care what someone else does in their
bedroom?
I don't give a damn what anyone's religious beliefs, politics, favorite
sports team, favorite TV show, etc are, unless they're trying to force
them on me.
Similarly I don't give a damn what anyone's sexual preference is,
because it doesn't affect me at all.
I have never been hit on by a gay man, ever, so what they do on their
time, in their bedrooms doesn't bother me at all. It's not something I
think about at all and frankly I don't care.
I'm guessing by your rabid anti-gay posting that some gay did try to
pick you up.
The more gay men there are, the more women are available for heteros
like me.
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and squaks like a duck....
then it's a duck.

Come out of the closet & Deal with it. Just don't do it in my neighborhood.
The Enigmatic One
2004-03-04 07:51:59 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
Yes, this one hasn't gotten over interracial marriage yet, let alone the new
issue. Perhaps he might enjoy pissing on the middle rail.


-Tim
Gonzo
2004-03-04 23:57:50 UTC
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Post by The Enigmatic One
Post by Gonzo
Ever feel like you were born in the wrong century?
What's next? Legalized incest? poligamy? NAFTA?
What gets me is that the same sex crowd do the most discusting and unnatural
of sexual deviancy and then have the gaul to call you a bigot or honophobe
if you call them what they are....i.e. fudg-packing fags! But it's OK for
them to call each other that right? Kind of reminds me of a certain
minority group and their own double standard but that's another issue
altogoether.
Yes, this one hasn't gotten over interracial marriage yet, let alone the new
issue. Perhaps he might enjoy pissing on the middle rail.
So you have a thing for pissing do you? I guess that you are in good
company here then.
UglyTrog
2004-03-02 01:02:06 UTC
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The real question is: How do gay people produce children?.... I always
thought that took a Man and a Woman.
Darin Johnson
2004-03-02 20:40:08 UTC
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Post by UglyTrog
The real question is: How do gay people produce children?.... I always
thought that took a Man and a Woman.
I always thought it took two men, two women, and a tub of lime jello.
--
Darin Johnson
"Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can"
Brenden D. Chase
2004-03-02 02:05:43 UTC
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Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible dyke answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's ass
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's asshole'.
Dyke: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though I nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are shit, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
----
That's progress for ya.
damn, someone's mom or dad is gay, and THEY are in denial...

seek help
OnePunchMickey
2004-03-02 08:34:07 UTC
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Shite troll attempt of the month award!
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:
: She's got a tongue like an electric eel
: and she likes the taste of a *man's* tonsils ...
:
Jonah Falcon
2004-03-02 12:53:09 UTC
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Defense of Marriage Act:

Prevent Britney Spears from marrying for the weekend!

Jonah Falcon
Dr. Bukkake
2004-03-02 22:19:26 UTC
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Snubis wrote:

I Bukkaked in your daddy's face but he accidently swallowed and he shat
you out....
Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible dyke answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's ass
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's asshole'.
Dyke: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though I nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are shit, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
----
That's progress for ya.
Chriz
2004-03-02 22:58:12 UTC
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Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible dyke answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's ass
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's asshole'.
Dyke: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though I nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are shit, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
Lol. funny shite.
--
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Well that's my 2 cents worth for today.

Damn you all top posters!
Jordan Lund
2004-03-03 02:06:32 UTC
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Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
I dunno... How did they explain it to you?

- Jordan
Christoph Koegler
2004-03-01 17:45:27 UTC
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Hey,
Post by Snubis
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Kiddy Making is the heterosexuals privilege. We wait until youre done
with it and prefere to take care of the final product age 18 and above.
But only if they qualify... :O)
Post by Snubis
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Maybe we should go and make a deal with the machines in the martix,
they found a way to reproduce humans without heterosexuals.

Interesting Technology :O)
Post by Snubis
Possible dyke answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
Do dykes have Sex? I always thought they are only riding their bikes
and standing around on party like little groups of fat battle tanks :O)
Post by Snubis
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Yea, you are inside the Matrix, but in fact you have been grown up by
machines created by men.
Post by Snubis
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's ass
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's asshole'.
Oh believe me, most gays dont have problems having sex with a woman,
we just cant fall in love with them, they are so strange and fishy :O)

And if i would be heterosexual my biggest fear would be to make
a child. one little mistake and so loud and expensive.
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